We Review Anything: Tom Hanks

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Tom Hanks

In light of Tom Hanks and his recent appearance on SNL, I feel it necessary to talk about him. That's right, I'm rating Tom Hanks. Not his specific work, but Tom Hanks.

Let's pretend The da Vinci Code never happened. Let's pretend that there's not a sequel to the monstrosity that is the bastardization of all that is factual about da Vinci, the Catholic Church, and art. Let's pretend, for a moment, that those things never happened.

Tom Hanks is the effing man. Seriously. You don't agree? Well, he lent his voice to the Simpsons movie, earning him such great quotes as, "The US Government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine," and "this is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be." Not good enough for you? Fine.

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On a scale of 1 to awesome, Tom Hanks gets a solid rating of Awesome. End of story.